I know that I, personally, am going to keep track of how many subs I eat this month and I dare you to compete with me. (Dad, this excludes you.) Obviously I was planning on starting today as I have been counting down the days until Februany 1st; however, as I cautiously confirmed the promotion after school today, a not-so-friendly sub girl informed me that only the classics are 5$... Duh. Honey, you can't fool me. I tried to explain to her but she looked like she was going to knife me any second. Considering how long the knife for slicing footlongs is, I decided it was in my best interest to back off.
Not to worry, I have exactly 28 more days to fulfill my Februany dreams.